For seven years a certain boy wizard went to a certain Wizard School and conquered evil. This, however, is not his story. Wayne Hopkins — a boy from New Mexico who is neither brave, smart, nor a snake — finds out he’s a wizard. Upon arrival at a certain school of magic and magic, he’s placed into the Puffs: a group of well-meaning, loyal rejects. Over the next seven years, he’ll try to learn magic; try not to have his life ruined by his four-eyed nemesis; and try not to get hurt in what is actually a very dangerous place to for unsupervised children to be. Sometimes he will succeed. Partially. A tale for anyone who has never been destined to save the world.